Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
Jay Leno
And congratulations to Mike Huckabee the Republican winner. Just one appearance on the "Tonight Show" and he won!
Hillary Clinton came in third . . .third! Apparently she chose the wrong talk show to appear on.
One of Hillary's campaign people said, "Last night's defeat is just a bump in the road." Kind of like the scene in "Titanic" when the guy goes, "What was that?" "Oh just an iceberg . . ."
Craig Ferguson
Now that the Iowa caucus is over, Bill Clinton is hitting the campaign trail for his wife. He said, "There are two things I want to say aboput Hillary. First, I'd still vote for her even if we had never married . . . and . . . Sorry, I forgot the second one . . . I'm still thinking about if we never got married."
Jay Leno
And congratulations to Mike Huckabee the Republican winner. Just one appearance on the "Tonight Show" and he won!
Hillary Clinton came in third . . .third! Apparently she chose the wrong talk show to appear on.
One of Hillary's campaign people said, "Last night's defeat is just a bump in the road." Kind of like the scene in "Titanic" when the guy goes, "What was that?" "Oh just an iceberg . . ."
Craig Ferguson
Now that the Iowa caucus is over, Bill Clinton is hitting the campaign trail for his wife. He said, "There are two things I want to say aboput Hillary. First, I'd still vote for her even if we had never married . . . and . . . Sorry, I forgot the second one . . . I'm still thinking about if we never got married."
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