Thursday, December 13, 2007
Hillary and the Puppies
Hillary was walking down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. She goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing."
The little girl says, "Thank you, Mrs. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They're Democrats."
She declines and moves on. The next day she passes the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Democrats."
The girl says, "I'm sorry Mrs. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any more. They're Republicans now."
Hillary says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?"
She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open."
Hillary was walking down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. She goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing."
The little girl says, "Thank you, Mrs. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They're Democrats."
She declines and moves on. The next day she passes the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Democrats."
The girl says, "I'm sorry Mrs. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any more. They're Republicans now."
Hillary says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?"
She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open."
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