Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Parachute
A Plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he takes the first parachute and leaces the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton. says "I an the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President, and above all, the smartest women in America." She grabs the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The 3rd passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The boy says, "It's okay. There is still a parachute left for you.
America's smartest women took my school backpack."
A Plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he takes the first parachute and leaces the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton. says "I an the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President, and above all, the smartest women in America." She grabs the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The 3rd passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The boy says, "It's okay. There is still a parachute left for you.
America's smartest women took my school backpack."
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