Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Late Night Jokes
Jay Leno
It’s been mentioned that Barack Obama may still pick a woman for vice president, but not Hillary Clinton. Well, today a top Hillary Clinton spokeswoman said that it is inconceivable that Obama would pick another woman over Hillary. To which Bill Clinton said, “It’s not that inconceivable .
David Letterman
Hillary Clinton’s campaign was $31 million in debt — $31 million. Here’s how you can help: If you contribute $5 to Erase Hillary’s Debt, you can have dinner with her. For $10, you get to tie the lobster bib on her pantsuit.
Conan O'Brien
Yesterday, Bill Clinton told a group of supporters that his wife Hillary is the person he most wants to spend time with. Apparently Clinton likes to start off every speech with a joke.
Jay Leno
It’s been mentioned that Barack Obama may still pick a woman for vice president, but not Hillary Clinton. Well, today a top Hillary Clinton spokeswoman said that it is inconceivable that Obama would pick another woman over Hillary. To which Bill Clinton said, “It’s not that inconceivable .
David Letterman
Hillary Clinton’s campaign was $31 million in debt — $31 million. Here’s how you can help: If you contribute $5 to Erase Hillary’s Debt, you can have dinner with her. For $10, you get to tie the lobster bib on her pantsuit.
Conan O'Brien
Yesterday, Bill Clinton told a group of supporters that his wife Hillary is the person he most wants to spend time with. Apparently Clinton likes to start off every speech with a joke.
