Friday, April 18, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
Jay Leno
Today, they asked President Bush what he thought about Hillary calling Barack Obama an elitist. He said, “elitist, Methodist, Lutheran. As long as you’re a Christian . . .”
Hillary Clinton said he was elitist and out of touch with poor people. Later, Bill Clinton gave a speech on the subject and charged a million bucks for it.
John Kerry later stepped forward and said, “What’s wrong with being elitist?”
Hillary Clinton was shown in a bar in Indiana drinking a beer and doing a shot of whiskey. It worked — today, Ted Kennedy switched back to Hillary.
More bad news for the Detroit Tigers; they lost again last night. After winning the night before. They are now one in eight. They won one and lost eight. Or as Hillary Clinton calls that, first place.
A fire burned Hillary Clinton’s campaign office in Terre Haute, Ind. I knew Hillary’s campaign was facing financial trouble but when you’re burning the building down for the insurance money, that’s not a good sign.
Hillary was very upset by the fire. Luckily she says she was glad she was able to run into the burning building, save six children, and then run back in to rescue three puppies.
Experts are suggesting that if Hillary loses Pennsylvania, she could be finished. I don’t want to say Hillary’s days might be numbered, but her new Secret Service codename is Katie Couric.
Jay Leno
Today, they asked President Bush what he thought about Hillary calling Barack Obama an elitist. He said, “elitist, Methodist, Lutheran. As long as you’re a Christian . . .”
Hillary Clinton said he was elitist and out of touch with poor people. Later, Bill Clinton gave a speech on the subject and charged a million bucks for it.
John Kerry later stepped forward and said, “What’s wrong with being elitist?”
Hillary Clinton was shown in a bar in Indiana drinking a beer and doing a shot of whiskey. It worked — today, Ted Kennedy switched back to Hillary.
More bad news for the Detroit Tigers; they lost again last night. After winning the night before. They are now one in eight. They won one and lost eight. Or as Hillary Clinton calls that, first place.
A fire burned Hillary Clinton’s campaign office in Terre Haute, Ind. I knew Hillary’s campaign was facing financial trouble but when you’re burning the building down for the insurance money, that’s not a good sign.
Hillary was very upset by the fire. Luckily she says she was glad she was able to run into the burning building, save six children, and then run back in to rescue three puppies.
Experts are suggesting that if Hillary loses Pennsylvania, she could be finished. I don’t want to say Hillary’s days might be numbered, but her new Secret Service codename is Katie Couric.
