Sunday, April 20, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
Jay Leno
I watched the debate between Hillary and Barack last night. As you know Hillary is trying to appeal to the blue-collar voters. She's drinking; she's talking about hunting and fishing. And it's working. In the latest poll she's up eight points in the "mullet vote."
David Letterman
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton debated again tonight. Hillary is getting a little desperate. Before the debate, she went over to his podium and buried a Michael Dukakis jersey.
The Pope is in the United States. Hillary Clinton declined to meet him at the airport . . . you know, she was worried about sniper fire.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Sens. Clinton and Obama debated in Philadelphia. Their 21st debate. Which to me, is about 16 too many.
Hopefully this will be the final debate between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton tonight. They’ve had 21 debates. It seems they almost don’t have anything left to say to each other. It’s probably just as well they didn’t say anything to each other. It was elimination night on “American Idol.” Nobody watched the debate anyway.
Jay Leno
I watched the debate between Hillary and Barack last night. As you know Hillary is trying to appeal to the blue-collar voters. She's drinking; she's talking about hunting and fishing. And it's working. In the latest poll she's up eight points in the "mullet vote."
David Letterman
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton debated again tonight. Hillary is getting a little desperate. Before the debate, she went over to his podium and buried a Michael Dukakis jersey.
The Pope is in the United States. Hillary Clinton declined to meet him at the airport . . . you know, she was worried about sniper fire.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Sens. Clinton and Obama debated in Philadelphia. Their 21st debate. Which to me, is about 16 too many.
Hopefully this will be the final debate between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton tonight. They’ve had 21 debates. It seems they almost don’t have anything left to say to each other. It’s probably just as well they didn’t say anything to each other. It was elimination night on “American Idol.” Nobody watched the debate anyway.
