Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Late Nite Jokes
Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton still attacking Barack Obama. She said that Barack seemed to be complaining about being asked so many questions. She said, “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.” Don’t confuse that with what she said about Bill Clinton: “When he’s in heat, stay out of the Oval Office.”
David Letterman
Today, Hillary Clinton got the support of the wives of the polygamy sect.
Tomorrow is the primary, and Hillary is trying to appeal to the working class. Today, she was campaigning in her blue-collar pantsuit.
Conan O'Brien
This weekend, Chelsea Clinton tried to help her mother attract the gay vote in Pennsylvania by visiting several lesbian bars. When asked to comment afterwards, Chelsea said, “I’ve never seen so many women with my mom’s haircut.”
Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton still attacking Barack Obama. She said that Barack seemed to be complaining about being asked so many questions. She said, “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.” Don’t confuse that with what she said about Bill Clinton: “When he’s in heat, stay out of the Oval Office.”
David Letterman
Today, Hillary Clinton got the support of the wives of the polygamy sect.
Tomorrow is the primary, and Hillary is trying to appeal to the working class. Today, she was campaigning in her blue-collar pantsuit.
Conan O'Brien
This weekend, Chelsea Clinton tried to help her mother attract the gay vote in Pennsylvania by visiting several lesbian bars. When asked to comment afterwards, Chelsea said, “I’ve never seen so many women with my mom’s haircut.”
