Sunday, October 14, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
David Letterman
Campaign news: Hillary Clinton, so far, has raised $35 million. Whoa. Here’s how they break that down: $5 million for advertising, $30 million for pantsuits.
She raised $35 million in three months — that’s the most money raised by any woman if you don’t count what Oprah has made since March.
Yesterday Hillary Clinton was a guest on “The View.” Just when you thought that panel couldn’t get any hotter.
It’s the Clintons 32nd wedding anniversary. Even after 32 years, Bill planned a very romantic evening . . . candlelight dinner . . . dancing . . . and then home to Hillary.
Jay Leno
Barack Obama is attacking some of Hillary Clinton’s comments on torture. At one point, Hillary had said that “in some narrow cases torture could be acceptable.” Like, for example, if your husband is sneaking in at 2:30 in the morning . . .
A lot of people are wondering now if Al Gore will run for president. Which would make it a Gore vs. Hillary Democratic primary. Kind of a global warming vs. global cooling.
Conan O'Brien
This morning, Sen. Hillary Clinton appeared on “The View.” It was an awkward moment when Hillary looked around and said, “Good Lord, I’m the hottest one here.”
David Letterman
Campaign news: Hillary Clinton, so far, has raised $35 million. Whoa. Here’s how they break that down: $5 million for advertising, $30 million for pantsuits.
She raised $35 million in three months — that’s the most money raised by any woman if you don’t count what Oprah has made since March.
Yesterday Hillary Clinton was a guest on “The View.” Just when you thought that panel couldn’t get any hotter.
It’s the Clintons 32nd wedding anniversary. Even after 32 years, Bill planned a very romantic evening . . . candlelight dinner . . . dancing . . . and then home to Hillary.
Jay Leno
Barack Obama is attacking some of Hillary Clinton’s comments on torture. At one point, Hillary had said that “in some narrow cases torture could be acceptable.” Like, for example, if your husband is sneaking in at 2:30 in the morning . . .
A lot of people are wondering now if Al Gore will run for president. Which would make it a Gore vs. Hillary Democratic primary. Kind of a global warming vs. global cooling.
Conan O'Brien
This morning, Sen. Hillary Clinton appeared on “The View.” It was an awkward moment when Hillary looked around and said, “Good Lord, I’m the hottest one here.”
