Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Conan O'Brien
Here’s an odd one: Argentina’s first lady was elected the new president of Argentina, which makes the former president the new “first spouse.” Or as President Bill Clinton calls him, “My future wing man.”
Craig Ferguson
There was a new survey on the scariest costume for Halloween. People say the scariest costume is Hillary Clinton. She got 300 votes — most of them from Bill, probably.
Bill said, “Take off the mask, honey . . . No, put it back on. I’m scared.”
Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton was on “The View” the other day. She was asking Barbara Walters for advice. Like of people don’t know this, Barbara Walters was very instrumental in helping to elect William Howard Taft.
David Letterman
Campaign news: Hillary Clinton, so far, has raised $35 million. Whoa. Here’s how they break that down: $5 million for advertising, $30 million for pantsuits.
She raised $35 million in three months — that’s the most money raised by any woman if you don’t count what Oprah has made since March.
Yesterday Hillary Clinton was a guest on “The View.” Just when you thought that panel couldn’t get any hotter.
Conan O'Brien
Here’s an odd one: Argentina’s first lady was elected the new president of Argentina, which makes the former president the new “first spouse.” Or as President Bill Clinton calls him, “My future wing man.”
Craig Ferguson
There was a new survey on the scariest costume for Halloween. People say the scariest costume is Hillary Clinton. She got 300 votes — most of them from Bill, probably.
Bill said, “Take off the mask, honey . . . No, put it back on. I’m scared.”
Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton was on “The View” the other day. She was asking Barbara Walters for advice. Like of people don’t know this, Barbara Walters was very instrumental in helping to elect William Howard Taft.
David Letterman
Campaign news: Hillary Clinton, so far, has raised $35 million. Whoa. Here’s how they break that down: $5 million for advertising, $30 million for pantsuits.
She raised $35 million in three months — that’s the most money raised by any woman if you don’t count what Oprah has made since March.
Yesterday Hillary Clinton was a guest on “The View.” Just when you thought that panel couldn’t get any hotter.
