Monday, October 01, 2007
Late night Jokes
Jay Leno
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has proposed $5,000 be given to every baby in America at birth. Imagine that? Every baby born would get a $5,000 bond. Today Barack Obama topped that with $6,000 and a year supply of Turtle Wax.
Five thousand dollars for every baby . . . that could bankrupt the NBA.
In an upcoming interview, in the gay magazine The Advocate, Hillary Clinton says the rumors about her being a lesbian are not true; she says she has never had sex with a woman no matter how many times Bill Clinton has begged her to.
Conan O'Brien
A new poll of Democratic voters in Iowa has found that senior citizens prefer Hillary Clinton. Senior citizens like Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately for Hillary, she still ranks third behind applesauce and creamed spinach.
Jay Leno
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has proposed $5,000 be given to every baby in America at birth. Imagine that? Every baby born would get a $5,000 bond. Today Barack Obama topped that with $6,000 and a year supply of Turtle Wax.
Five thousand dollars for every baby . . . that could bankrupt the NBA.
In an upcoming interview, in the gay magazine The Advocate, Hillary Clinton says the rumors about her being a lesbian are not true; she says she has never had sex with a woman no matter how many times Bill Clinton has begged her to.
Conan O'Brien
A new poll of Democratic voters in Iowa has found that senior citizens prefer Hillary Clinton. Senior citizens like Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately for Hillary, she still ranks third behind applesauce and creamed spinach.
