Thursday, May 10, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Conan
When former N.J. Gov. Jim McGreevey’s wife found out her husband was gay, she went to Hillary Clinton for advice. Hillary, said, "Gay! I wish I had your problem.”
Leno
It’s been a rough week for President Bush. He was caught driving, by reporters, not wearing his seatbelt. He was down on his ranch, driving around without his seatbelt on. His aide says that he just refuses to buckle up. You know, Bill Clinton had the exact same problem.
Democrats announced that they are going to have six debates in six different cities all around the country. The good news . . . Hillary Clinton will use a different accent for each city.
Conan
All the presidential candidates are campaigning hard. Barack Obama recently spent two days campaigning in New Hampshire. Every where he went Barack was greeted with "Go Barack,” "Beat Hillary,” and "Hey, look — it’s a black guy!”
Conan
When former N.J. Gov. Jim McGreevey’s wife found out her husband was gay, she went to Hillary Clinton for advice. Hillary, said, "Gay! I wish I had your problem.”
Leno
It’s been a rough week for President Bush. He was caught driving, by reporters, not wearing his seatbelt. He was down on his ranch, driving around without his seatbelt on. His aide says that he just refuses to buckle up. You know, Bill Clinton had the exact same problem.
Democrats announced that they are going to have six debates in six different cities all around the country. The good news . . . Hillary Clinton will use a different accent for each city.
Conan
All the presidential candidates are campaigning hard. Barack Obama recently spent two days campaigning in New Hampshire. Every where he went Barack was greeted with "Go Barack,” "Beat Hillary,” and "Hey, look — it’s a black guy!”
