Thursday, May 10, 2007
Late Night Jokes
Leno
Barack Obama’s wife Michelle has been out there campaigning for her husband and she praised her husband for having a "moral compass.” In fact, Hillary Clinton called her and asked, "Where can I get one of these moral compasses for Bill?”
Ferguson
Bill Clinton has designed a crossword puzzle for The New York Times. It’s very hard: "32 across. Four letter word for Hillary.”
Conan
Former President Bill Clinton wrote the clues for a New York Times crossword puzzle. Which explains why the clue for No. 9 down is, "synonym for pain in the ass, rhyming with ‘millary.’”
The Washington Post reports that Sen. Hillary Clinton is trying to win the Democratic nomination by reaching out to women. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, "Oh sure, when she does it, it’s OK.”
Leno
Barack Obama’s wife Michelle has been out there campaigning for her husband and she praised her husband for having a "moral compass.” In fact, Hillary Clinton called her and asked, "Where can I get one of these moral compasses for Bill?”
Ferguson
Bill Clinton has designed a crossword puzzle for The New York Times. It’s very hard: "32 across. Four letter word for Hillary.”
Conan
Former President Bill Clinton wrote the clues for a New York Times crossword puzzle. Which explains why the clue for No. 9 down is, "synonym for pain in the ass, rhyming with ‘millary.’”
The Washington Post reports that Sen. Hillary Clinton is trying to win the Democratic nomination by reaching out to women. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, "Oh sure, when she does it, it’s OK.”
