Thursday, May 17, 2007
Late Night jokes
Conan
Sen. Hillary Clinton has been endorsed by porn star Jenna Jameson. Jameson’s exact quote was, "I’m endorsing Hillary so tell Bill Clinton to stop bothering me.”
In a new video promoting Hillary Clinton’s campaign, former President Clinton says, "There are a lot of things about Hillary that voters may not know.” Then he said, "For instance, she has a smoking-hot assistant.”
In a new video promoting Hillary Clinton’s campaign, former President Clinton says, "Of all the candidates, Hillary has the best combination of mind and heart. Unfortunately, those are the only two parts of the female body that don’t turn me on.”
Leno
Former President Bill Clinton did a video for his wife Hillary’s presidential campaign, although Hillary’s a little upset about it. It turns out Bill did the video with Paris Hilton.
Mitt Romney, speaking about his Mormon religion, said that he can’t imagine anything worse than polygamy. He said he can’t imagine anything worse than having more than one wife. Then Bill Clinton gave a rebuttal.
Letterman
Former President Bill Clinton was a speaker at the Global Warming Summit, and he says that he has been very, very concerned about global warming. In fact, earlier this week, another chunk of ice fell off his wife.
Conan
Sen. Hillary Clinton has been endorsed by porn star Jenna Jameson. Jameson’s exact quote was, "I’m endorsing Hillary so tell Bill Clinton to stop bothering me.”
In a new video promoting Hillary Clinton’s campaign, former President Clinton says, "There are a lot of things about Hillary that voters may not know.” Then he said, "For instance, she has a smoking-hot assistant.”
In a new video promoting Hillary Clinton’s campaign, former President Clinton says, "Of all the candidates, Hillary has the best combination of mind and heart. Unfortunately, those are the only two parts of the female body that don’t turn me on.”
Leno
Former President Bill Clinton did a video for his wife Hillary’s presidential campaign, although Hillary’s a little upset about it. It turns out Bill did the video with Paris Hilton.
Mitt Romney, speaking about his Mormon religion, said that he can’t imagine anything worse than polygamy. He said he can’t imagine anything worse than having more than one wife. Then Bill Clinton gave a rebuttal.
Letterman
Former President Bill Clinton was a speaker at the Global Warming Summit, and he says that he has been very, very concerned about global warming. In fact, earlier this week, another chunk of ice fell off his wife.
