Thursday, January 08, 2009
Late Nite Jokes
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch
10. "Sorry . . you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"
9. "If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"
8. "Laura! More Mountain Dew!"
7. "You guys wanna see 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"
6. "Call the nurse — George swallowed a napkin ring!"
5. "Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!"
4. "Kissey kissey"
3. "Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"
2. "Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"
1. "I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
It was a historic day when all four of our living presidents and our president-elect had lunch together at the White House. President Bush was especially excited. He said, “Hey — you’re the guys from the paintings in my office!”
There was an awkward moment when Carter asked Obama to bring him more bread.
Another time, Bill Clinton said to Bush, “I love this rug.” Note to Obama — you might want to get it dry cleaned.
David Letterman
Tomorrow, President Bush is hosting a White House lunch for President-elect Barack Obama, former President Jimmy Carter, and former President Bill Clinton. At least that’s what Bill is telling Hillary.
On New Year’s Eve, Bill and Hillary Clinton dropped the ball in Times Square. It was bitter cold . . . icy . . . frigid . . . and that was just their marriage.
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch
10. "Sorry . . you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"
9. "If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"
8. "Laura! More Mountain Dew!"
7. "You guys wanna see 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"
6. "Call the nurse — George swallowed a napkin ring!"
5. "Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!"
4. "Kissey kissey"
3. "Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"
2. "Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"
1. "I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
It was a historic day when all four of our living presidents and our president-elect had lunch together at the White House. President Bush was especially excited. He said, “Hey — you’re the guys from the paintings in my office!”
There was an awkward moment when Carter asked Obama to bring him more bread.
Another time, Bill Clinton said to Bush, “I love this rug.” Note to Obama — you might want to get it dry cleaned.
David Letterman
Tomorrow, President Bush is hosting a White House lunch for President-elect Barack Obama, former President Jimmy Carter, and former President Bill Clinton. At least that’s what Bill is telling Hillary.
On New Year’s Eve, Bill and Hillary Clinton dropped the ball in Times Square. It was bitter cold . . . icy . . . frigid . . . and that was just their marriage.
