Friday, June 22, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
It was announced this week that Hillary Clinton has finally picked a theme song for her campaign. Now if she can just pick out a position on Iraq. That would be great. We could move on.
Hillary Clinton has picked "You and I” by Celine Dion as her campaign theme song. And in a related story, John McCain’s campaign song is also by Celine Dion — it’s the theme from "Titanic.”
Conan
Hillary Clinton has a new campaign ad that spoofs "The Sopranos.” Hillary’s calling the ad a lot of fun, and Bill is calling it a chilling window into his personal health.
Leno
It was announced this week that Hillary Clinton has finally picked a theme song for her campaign. Now if she can just pick out a position on Iraq. That would be great. We could move on.
Hillary Clinton has picked "You and I” by Celine Dion as her campaign theme song. And in a related story, John McCain’s campaign song is also by Celine Dion — it’s the theme from "Titanic.”
Conan
Hillary Clinton has a new campaign ad that spoofs "The Sopranos.” Hillary’s calling the ad a lot of fun, and Bill is calling it a chilling window into his personal health.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
In a campaign ad that is a spoof of the big "Sopranos” finale. Have you seen this? Hillary Clinton plays the part of Tony Soprano in the diner. You know what the difference is between Hillary Clinton and Tony Soprano? Tony Soprano goes to the strip club to get away from his spouse. Hillary goes to the strip club to find her spouse.
Leno
In a campaign ad that is a spoof of the big "Sopranos” finale. Have you seen this? Hillary Clinton plays the part of Tony Soprano in the diner. You know what the difference is between Hillary Clinton and Tony Soprano? Tony Soprano goes to the strip club to get away from his spouse. Hillary goes to the strip club to find her spouse.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Conan
According to a new poll, 15 percent of Americans say that Hillary Clinton gives them the creeps. The other 85 percent say she gives them the willies or the heebie jeebies.
Ferguson
Great day for Hillary Clinton. She choose the song for her campaign, a song by Celine Dion. Is it wise choosing a Celine Dion song? She’s a singer best known for doing a song based on a sinking ship.
Conan
According to a new poll, 15 percent of Americans say that Hillary Clinton gives them the creeps. The other 85 percent say she gives them the willies or the heebie jeebies.
Ferguson
Great day for Hillary Clinton. She choose the song for her campaign, a song by Celine Dion. Is it wise choosing a Celine Dion song? She’s a singer best known for doing a song based on a sinking ship.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Conan
Barack Obama’s Secret Service code name is "Renegade.” Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is still using her old Secret Service code name, "Ballbuster.”
Conan
Barack Obama’s Secret Service code name is "Renegade.” Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is still using her old Secret Service code name, "Ballbuster.”
Friday, June 15, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
As you know, all the candidates have released their financial statements. It turned out that Bill Clinton made $10 million from speaking engagements last year. Ten million dollars! That sounds glamorous but come on. Imagine all those nights in a hotel room, Hillary half a country away. Him sitting there by himself. How lonely that must be though.
Conan
Hillary Clinton has launched a new Web site where people can get all the latest Hillary news. John Edwards has launched a new Web site where people can get his blend of shampoos and conditioners.
Leno
As you know, all the candidates have released their financial statements. It turned out that Bill Clinton made $10 million from speaking engagements last year. Ten million dollars! That sounds glamorous but come on. Imagine all those nights in a hotel room, Hillary half a country away. Him sitting there by himself. How lonely that must be though.
Conan
Hillary Clinton has launched a new Web site where people can get all the latest Hillary news. John Edwards has launched a new Web site where people can get his blend of shampoos and conditioners.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Late Nite Jokes
Conan
There’s a rumor that Sen. Hillary Clinton had some plastic surgery. Friends of Hillary denied the rumors saying, "Believe it or not, that’s her natural forced smile.”
Ferguson
Democrats had their big debate last night. Hillary Clinton and John Edwards got into a heated argument about foreign policy, then they got into a slap fight about who had the prettier bangs.
Of course Edwards won.
Conan
There’s a rumor that Sen. Hillary Clinton had some plastic surgery. Friends of Hillary denied the rumors saying, "Believe it or not, that’s her natural forced smile.”
Ferguson
Democrats had their big debate last night. Hillary Clinton and John Edwards got into a heated argument about foreign policy, then they got into a slap fight about who had the prettier bangs.
Of course Edwards won.
